Sea Riddles

What fish is the brightest?

The sunfish

What can make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles (tentacles)

How do you catch a school of fish?

With a bookworm

Why did the starfish cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they would be bagels

Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?

It wanted to be a watermelon. 

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A SNAILER

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people! 

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish! 

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales!

What do fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!